Mar/090
Vibrators in Clue
I think we can all agree that the board game Clue would have been a lot more interesting if all the weapons were adult sex toys. It also would have helped if everyone played naked, but that’s another story. For now, let’s think of the possible weapons.
You have to have a vibrator in there, that’s a given. A dildo, of course, let’s not be simple. Now we must delve into the creative bag a little further? What other sex toy could we pull out? How about a pair of lacy handcuffs? Or maybe an adult oriented board game, much like the game we’re talking about now. Maybe a pocket vagina for the fellows, who knows? The murder, but even more so, the accusation of the murder would be the funniest thing ever.
I believe it was Professor Plum in the Conservatory with the dual ended dildo. That could just about be the greatest statement ever made in adult sex toy history. Not only would I purchase such a game if it existed, I would probably try to force my friends, by gunpoint if necessary, to do the exact same thing. Someone has to make this game!