Guru Monkey is a humorous horoscopes website. Your stars are calculated weekly from the stars by Madame Eva and Sir Alex, two psychic astrologers. This week is a spot light on Taurean’s with a promise of a treat this week. The site offers a weekly horoscope for all star signs with a weekly spotlight on the front page for one star sign. All of the posts are designed to be humorous and make all the choices for you such as "wonder(ing) whether or not you should get that bikini wax or stick with the razor, never again will you have to question fruitlessly the benefits of eating a cheesecake made entirely of soy." 
For instance this week for my star sign Pisces, the website recommends I should be having fun later on this week, whereas for my husband, who is a Scorpio, it recommends not being hard on yourself and that he may discover something that is urgent that should be treated with concern. All of the posts are designed to make for amusing reading and yes they are funny but make for a great weekly horoscope so check Gurumonkey.com if you are looking for a humorous weekly horoscope.